Bong Hits 4 Jesus

Ok, so my neighbor slash future roommate got a snake today. A real life one. I walked down there and it was just hanging out....around Steven's NECK! What the eff is that? I swear it breathed fire. I ran faster than Forrest Gump up to my room and locked the door behind me.  Snakes are disgusting, I'm researching them because I am always less afraid of things that I know a lot about.--Not that I am a snake baby though. I'm strong. I'm every woman, it's all in me. On the flip-side, I can make phallic jokes about Steven's 'snake'. yes.

The other day in the library, they had a stack of FREE BOOKS. My frugal self decided to go look at these...nothing good. As I was walking away though, I found a really fat leather bound book.  The book was about the history of the Nursing Association or something. Who cares right? I decided to make one of those hollowed book boxes out of it. Let's just say it's harder than it sounds. But definitely a good thing to focus my energy on AFTER finals. maybe. 

I haven't been to the grocery store since February. I know what you're thinking, and yes, I have been eating out a lot instead. But this morning I was way too lazy to walk down 4 flights of stairs to my car and drive to get something to eat, so I decided to improvise with what I did have. In my possesion were tortillas, half a jar of alfredo sauce, 1 frozen chicken strip and some Froot Loops. After seriously considering Anorexia, I decided to make an Alfredo and chicken Quesadilla. I made it, took a bite, and seriously considered Bulimia. 

Thank god for Del Taco.